こんな恐い夢を見ちゃいました。登場人物が全員フランス人だったみたいなので、本当は全文フランス語で訳出したかったのですが、英語でご容赦ください。

どうして最近、この手の恐ろしい夢ばかり見るのか、不思議です。

Several students were sitting around the table put in the center of a dusty and gloomy room. They were just chatting without food or drink.
--- Do you know they built a new factory near here ?, said Jeanne.
--- What kind of factory ?, asked Antoine.
--- Are you serious ? Didn't you know that ?, answered Jeanne.
--- No..., said Antoine.
--- It's a factory making cosmetics, said Cristophe.
--- And what ?, said Antoine, apparently disappointed with the triviality of the topic.
--- They say the factory is making cosmetics containing cyanide, articulated George.
--- Cy...?, Antoine couldn't continue his words.
--- Comsmetics containing c y a n i c a c i d, said Jeanne.
--- I can't believe it, said Antoine.
--- Voila!, Jeanne took out a bottle from under the table. It was filled with bluish water.
--- What's that ?, asked Antoine.
--- A sample of skin lotion made in the factory, answered Jeanne.
--- How did you get the stuff?, asked Cristophe.
--- They were distributing various bottles in front of the main gate, said Jeanne.
--- How about testing its taste ? Antoine believed that he made just a gallows humor.
--- That's exactly what I've been thinking, Jeanne didn't seem to make just a gallows humor.
--- Are you serious? No sooner had Antoine said so than Jeanne quickly opened the bottle.
--- Stop! stop it! said Cristophe & George laughing out loud.
--- I'm sure I can get heavenly intoxicated with a tiny cup of Wonder Magic Lotion, frolicked Jeanne.
--- A votre sante! Cristophe & George raised an invisible cup.
--- A la votre! Jeanne take a sip of the skin lotion.
Jeanne suddenly collapsed there with the bottle in her hand, turing up the whites of the eyes.
--- Jeanne! cried Antoine.
--- Here I've resurrected! Jeanne seemed to imitate a charming zombie.
--- Carrying the joke too far... Antoine murmured, burying his head in his hands.
The next moment, Jeanne vomited all she had eaten with dark red blood and after falling into a fit of convulsions with her whole body, she got silent for good...